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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

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did-you-kno:

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turnerandkane:

i’d like your eight dollarest bottle of wine please

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thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

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TO MY EX BOYFRIEND

Me. Every damn day.

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"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

Dat sass.

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