did-you-kno:

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turnerandkane:

i’d like your eight dollarest bottle of wine please

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thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

(Source: rubyetc)

TO MY EX BOYFRIEND

Me. Every damn day.

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"Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles"

Dat sass.

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banavalope:

zombeautiful:

OctoEVERYTHING.

SQUEEKS

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officialfrenchtoast:

Lesson learned from video games [x]

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lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

(via thefrogman)

If she’s too good for you, my god, don’t leave her. Make an effort to be good enough instead.